Summer Job

As many of you have heard, I have hit a bump in the road of adding to my collection of name tags and hairnets this summer (I fully expect Mr. Weese to know this reference).  job searching is not that easy it turns out.  I was very surprised to find out that there aren't an abundence of rich people ready to hire you for a high wage, make you only work six hours a day, and feed you delicious lunches everyday.  I just can't believe that there isn't a single job in this town (unless you want to work 40 hours a week!).  Perhaps I will start my own business: Dan's Danishes.

Come one come all!  Come to the newest and coolest place to get your flaky baked goods!  We serve all kinds of danishes.  From the traditional, (just like mom used to make!)  to the wacky, like the Atwood (our specialty, it is a twice deep fried butter danish, this comes topped with carmel and skittles).  Not only are our danishes great, but so is the atmosphere!  We have a great staff, you will be greeted at the counter with a friendly smile and a chipper greeting by our own Trevor Polson.  We always have a live in-house dj (the one and only Seth Grossman) who keeps the owl city, rebecca black, miley, and of course Avril bumping at all times!  So come on down and relax in our overstuffed beanbags and hand-shaped chairs and grab yourself one of Dan's Danishes!  Every night is kids night as well, so have a date night on Dan's Danishes!  Leave the kids with us!